Funny tractor sayings... What can you come up with?

[Evh515093]

So I just bought me a little compact LS tractor. I wanted to put something funny on the back of my box blade... I just don't know what... One friend said "level when graded"... ehh, I need more ideas. What do you guys have in mind? It can be a saying or a sticker I can make.

 

[Fixingfarmer]

I used a level you must be tilted!

 

[Janicholson]

So I just bought me a little compact LS tractor. I wanted to put something funny on the back of my box blade... I just don't know what... One friend said "level when graded"... ehh, I need more ideas. What do you guys have in mind? It can be a saying or a sticker I can make.

I keep getting into a Scrape with this.
I scarped it together for this.
My other car is a Caterpillar Motor grader 120.
Have scraper will level.
This is a "Knife"
Jim

 

[Janicholson]

I keep getting into a Scrape with this.
I scarped it together for this.
My other car is a Caterpillar Motor grader 120.
Have scraper will level.
This is a "Knife"
Jim

Welcome to YT we are out here (maybe way out) Jim

 

[woodbutcher]

X 2!

Butch

 

[dick1234]

Ain't gittin nothin dun with the clutch in

 

[40Mule]

THE EARTH IS FLAT!

 

[RobCons]

I feel boxed in!

 

[ARC]

Have Tractor, Will Level

 

[grandpa Love]

" I would rather be driving a Farmall Cub"

 

[waugh621]

So I just bought me a little compact LS tractor. I wanted to put something funny on the back of my box blade... I just don't know what... One friend said "level when graded"... ehh, I need more ideas. What do you guys have in mind? It can be a saying or a sticker I can make.

Clutch up, hammer down

 

[jon f mn]

THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Now

 

[RedMF40]

So I just bought me a little compact LS tractor. I wanted to put something funny on the back of my box blade... I just don't know what... One friend said "level when graded"... ehh, I need more ideas. What do you guys have in mind? It can be a saying or a sticker I can make.

"If you can read this, you're driving too slow"
Best I've got. And it took me a while to come up with that.

 

[Steve in VA]

So I just bought me a little compact LS tractor. I wanted to put something funny on the back of my box blade... I just don't know what... One friend said "level when graded"... ehh, I need more ideas. What do you guys have in mind? It can be a saying or a sticker I can make.

"Just scraping by"

 

[Tgrasher]

Just dragging my rear.

 

[DoubleO7]

Leveling the playing field

 

[40Mule]

BladeRunner

 

[Duner Wi]

Twisted or Not a stem winder.

 

[4wdtom]

A little long for your purpose but fun,

JOHN DEERE ,I'm leaving you. In CASE you don't know why, it's because my cousin OLIVER told me you were messing around with ALLIS-CHALMERS. I can't believe I thought you were on the FARMALL those times.

 

[Dingo3]

Smooooth operator