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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD


 
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samn40
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 5:29 pm    Post subject: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD Reply to specific post Reply with quote


1) You can't count your
hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with
soap.
3) You can't breathe through your nose when your
tongue is out.
(Put your
tongue back in your mouth you silly
person.)

Ten things I know about
you.........
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
Cool You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person
10)Everyone else is laughing at this with you!
Sam
 
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Ted in NE-OH
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 5:30 pm    Post subject: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD Reply to specific post Reply with quote

I can count my hair TWO
 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 5:35 pm    Post subject: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD Reply to specific post Reply with quote

One more - You can't sneeze with your eyes open
I've been doing a lot of sneezing lately! LOL
 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 5:36 pm    Post subject: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD Reply to specific post Reply with quote

Got you beat cause I got 5 and if you use johnson's no more tears you can too wash your eyes (dont ask lol)
 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:12 pm    Post subject: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD Reply to specific post Reply with quote

And that can create a situation when you are DRIVING!
 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:13 pm    Post subject: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD Reply to specific post Reply with quote

May as well learn to laugh at yourself, everyone else does!
 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:15 pm    Post subject: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD Reply to specific post Reply with quote

and you can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:44 pm    Post subject: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD Reply to specific post Reply with quote

Also

You can't lick your elbow

Go ahead, try it!!

Sw
 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 7:13 pm    Post subject: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD Reply to specific post Reply with quote

There was something on TV in the past week, a kid with a very
very long tongue he could lick his eyebrows, anyhow he could
lick his elbow, was there on video.

However you are right that I cannot do it.

Paul
 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 7:26 pm    Post subject: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD Reply to specific post Reply with quote

sorry I can
 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 7:33 pm    Post subject: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD Reply to specific post Reply with quote

You be so ticklish that you cring when someone points their finger at you I know because I am. But you can't tickle yourself.
Walt
 
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:50 am    Post subject: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD Reply to specific post Reply with quote

Pretty good it was written by a true student of human nature.
 
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 5:46 am    Post subject: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD Reply to specific post Reply with quote

i heard this story people lost there hair back in the day when safe fun in bed meant padded head boards;-)
 
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:13 am    Post subject: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD Reply to specific post Reply with quote

you can't baptize a cat.

my wife tried it when she was a child.
 
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