Vodka Christmas Cake

[heybusdriver]

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka,
2 cups dried fruit.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat



Stan
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[ASEguy]

Stan, I almost lost it. My wife got up and asked what the he!! was so funny this early. I needed that. Thanks. Gerard
 

[Kurt-NEPA]

I'm out of Vodka, I'll hit the liquor store this afternoon and stock up. and give the recipe at try. I'm on a diet and can't add the sugar and brown sugar. Don't think I'll miss it.

Now where is the cat!

Thanks
 

[01BIRDDOG]

Don't have any vodka but how about some of the good stuff not to mention the light barrel Israeli FN FAL and correct dated web gear.

 

[old-9]

Is that approved by Paula Dean?
 

[Bob Harvey]

Letsh reevu, you shur itz only 1 Vottle of Bodka?
 

[jackinok]

if youve got vodka,why would you put it in cake???thats sort of like using crown royal to clean parts.LOL. sounds interesting though,wouldnt work for me probably,im still trying to explain to my boss lady why i got paid for fixing a freinds tractor with a bottle of crown. told her its "trade goods". i get drunk enough I'll trade for about anything. and then the fight started...
 

[Plane Bart]

Hillarious still laughing
reminded me of making Christmas Cookies with my Grandmother after the Burbon balls were made the rest of the cookies we called Mystics (Mistakes)
she would double up on the good stuff and the were made wrong but real good.
I think i got a DWI after a half dozen of the second batch of burbon balls one year too, I was drunk and don't remember LOL
must of been why I gave up drinking 24 years ago?
 

[ASEguy]

Nice looking rifle.