Hope your New Year's was better than these

[JF in CT]

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Rough New Years

 

[Dick2]

I discovered about 30 years ago that I am allergic to anything that has been fermented, so haven't had a drink of anything alcoholic since then. Don't miss it a bit. Also allergic to sauerkraut; don't miss that either.

In this case, I count my allergies as a blessing.
 

[mick in il.]

I remember alot of years ago being that drunk once, (just once!) It seems to leave a lasting impression on you.
 

[pete black]

Like dick2 my life is better without alcohol. Wife, cat, myself and the duke rang in the new year. Rose bowl parade, peas/greens and nap on tap for today.
 

[JF in CT]

I hear where you're coming from. Love saurkraut but it will darn near kill me. I like to drink but I learned more than 30 years ago that I can't afford it particularly in the amounts it takes to get me to even feel a slight buzz. Don't think I've been drunk since shortly after my college days. Life sometines isn't fair.
 

[rusted nuts]

Same here cept for the sauerkraut Still love My sauerkraut!!
 

[Goose]

Yep!

I haven't even had a beer in 20 years, but I still love a good Reuben sandwich.

Not that I didn't drink my share in my younger days, but around 20 years ago it dawned on me that for some reason I really didn't care for the stuff anymore.
 

[S.Crum]

Dad sealed my fate as a drinking man about this time of year in 1978. I managed to find my way home after an almost all nighter of Rolling Rock beer and the nastiest pepperoni pizza ever made. Crawled into bed about 0500. At 0600 Dad came in and ripped the covers off my bed and the new day began. 1 calf pen (the biggest one) got hand pitched out. Then after lunch 2 full cords of firewood got cut split and moved to the woodshed. Very few words were exchanged thru the entire day. I know Dad had a good time. I decided it just wasn't worth the trouble.
 

[rrlund]

ROFLMAO!! The guy with mud on his face had me sliding right out of my chair! That was just WAY too funny!
 

[fixerupper]

I never went that far because I knew I had to do chores in the morning. Well, there was one time. When I was in my late teens a buddy of mine got hold of a bottle of slo gin. We drove the back roads till early in the morn drinking it. I can't stand the smell of that stuff to this day. I get queezy just thinking about it. Had to walk the feed bunks at 7:00 sharp that morning and the cattle just wouldn't get their heads out of the way for me. Part way through the feeding I put what was left of my stomach in the feed bunk. After that I swore myself to one or two drinks and I've kept the promise. Jim
 

[PaGlenn]

I drank my two bottles of Guinness extra stout. I don't like the headache or the thought of making an assce of myself from over imbiding.
 

[bigboreG]

That had me laughing so hard the tears were rolling! Mudface didnt know what just happened, and the dude getting a case of beer is just hilarious lol. I been that drunk once, maybe twice. One time I had been out all night with a gal and some buddies, we got lit big time. Came home and went to bed, bout an hour later lord behold we had fence to put in that day at my granddads. It was 98 degrees that day with 100 % humidity. Holy cow I could smell the beer sweating out me! Then I tripped and fell into a posthole. Bad day. I didnt drink that bad ever again.
 

[Billy Shafer]

I no longer have that problem. I stay home sober and broke.
 

[730 virgil]

mrs 730 and i stayed at home and watched some football games i had some baileys irish cream (1) on the rocks then we went to bed stayed a wake long enough to tell each other happy new year.