Today's funny

[jon f mn]

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[Absent Minded Farmer]

Yes!

But.... usually it's because the barn doors are frozen tight.

Mike

 

[paul]

Oh man, does she have my number.......

Paul

 

[Johnnypopper]

She is pointing right at me. I had better get busy.

 

[the tractor vet]

Ah haw haw , must be talking about my one friend and old customer , In the what now 35 -40 years i have known him when he is done with what ever knowing it was BROKE it gets stuffed into the back of the barn not to see day light till it is go time , then and only then he panics and needs it fixed NOW . And when the parts are not in stock and have to be ordered he about looses his mind. He must think that by the grace of god that it will heal itself over winter.

 

[Johnnypopper]

I once did appliance service work. We would usually get a couple calls per year from someone who needed their oven fixed to prepare Thanksgiving dinner. They would call two days before Thanksgiving and upon arrival we find out the oven has not been working for months.

 

[john in la]

What is the point of fixing something today when you can do it tomorrow.

Wife complained about a squeaky window on her new car for 2 years 364 days before I took it to the dealership to get it fixed.

 

[RBnWA]

NOT me. Winter time when it's nasty outside you'll find me in the warm dry shop. getting equip. ready for spring and summer. RB

 

[caterpillar guy]

IF she is in that big of a hurry then she can just go get at it her self. I'll watch.