Todays funny

[jon f mn]

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[old-9]

Maybe you forgot to adjust the Krosnick. joe

 

[Richard G.]

My Grandma who was born in 1894 use to call something she did not know the name of "Doohickymaflidger"
Richard in NW SC

 

[SweetFeet]

It's clear to me that you need a thingamajingy... thingamabobs never work.

 

[onefarmer]

It obvious the kanootin valve needs adjusting.

 

[2underage]

Jon, I have heard of them but I have never seen one of those whatyamaycallits. Happy trucking.

 

[teddy52food]

Maybe the jiggling pin came loose from the galloping rod?

 

[Hoofer B]

perhaps the henway needs some tweekin

 

[in-too-deep]

Sometimes dare bad right outta da box. China junk.

 

[DRussell]

The problem is clear. You put car air instead of truck air in your tires.

 

[coshoo]

You obviously lost that little doovisary that goes right over there. No, not there, a little further to your left.

 

[chuck machinist]

I bet you forgot to plug it in!

 

[Larry EC-OH]

Probably need to soak it in Turnip juice!

 

[Thomasthetankengine]

Re-measure everything in "Smoots" then you will have the answer.

 

[Farmall plowboy]

Didya try kicking it while swearing at it? Works for me!!!! Craig

 

[wjytexas]

"turn it off then turn it on again", Bob in India

 

[paul]

I bet every small time auto and truck and tractor repair place around will hang that sign up?

Paul

 

[oldsarge]

Don't ANYBUDDY ask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rrlund]

Dang it Royse! We should have tried that on that Explorer. I'll try it when the rain lets up.

 

[Kow Farmer]

Just put the "some assembly required" or "batteries not included" stickers on it then...LOL
Kow Farmer Kurt

 

[1970-1655]

Just hit the "any" key. I am still looking for that one but the experts say it will fix it.

 

[jon f mn]

What's a henway anyhowz?

 

[howdy1960]

Much less than a hemingway

 

[Determined]

More duct tape
A bigger hammer

If that does not work, try a mixture of 50/50 acetone and ATF

 

[farmboy48]

(quoted from post at 09:49:32 03/31/17) What's a henway anyhowz?

a couple of pounds or so.

 

[rvirgil_KS]

If it goes on a DOOMAFLATCHIE, or on a THINGAMAJIG, those parts probably come as part of a module or an assembly and are not individually replaceable or adjustable

 

[Gary Mitchell]

I think you forgot to pull out the gizmo. gm

 

[ss55]

Have you tried turning it off for twenty seconds and turning it on again? If that does not work check the green thingy.

 

[kj(seil)]

probably put the doolalay in uside down too

 

[RN]

What's a henway anyhowz?
A plump one, about 8 pounds.
( Old Classic/ Humor Alert!)

 

[Dr. Walt]

AHAA !

There's your problem . . . . - you put it together wrong, - you should have put the Doohickey inside the Whatchamacallit, and then turned the Thingamabob. If it still doesn't work, then you need to change out the Muffler Bearings.

** Refer to the Assembly Manual for the Essex Tri-Directional Tractor **

 

[WalJohn]

(quoted from post at 08:21:52 03/31/17) .

You need one of these -

http://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-capacitor.html

 

[K Effective]

It HAS to be the seventh Fetzer valve, because the Johnson rod on those were chrome-moly...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjsfs49SRbc

 

[Rex in Australia]

WAIT!
Please read all responses and consider each one on it's own merit.
Before its too late and you destroy the foo foo valve.
Rx

 

[RwEny]

you all forgot about the prosicopreator.

 

[oldhammerhead]

The Bull Wheel Attacked the Heifer Shaft!

 

[Rodney51Cub]

Did you put the muffler bearings in before or after the kanooter valve ?
Did you tighten it with the left handed monkey wrench ?

Rodney 8)

 

[Rick in Iowa]

sounds like the muffler belt is upside down.actually years ago there was such thing as left handed monkey wrench.an old retired plumber who was left handed had some.he had both left and right handed ones.very interesting to look at

 

[flying belgian]

First thing is, always check if there is fuel in the tank.

 

[flying belgian]

Also you could try pull starting it!

 

[sms]

On a ski area chairlift the large driven
cable sheave is called the bull wheel.
Bull wheel

 

[ndbjda]

Obviously forgot to blow foo foo dust out of the widgets and didn't tighten the blow down nuts.

 

[Adrian Billheimer]

You need to order a manual, but only from OEM, all others do not have the proper specs.

 

[JerryS]

Did you remember to slide the dingus into the dingfod? Always do that first.

 

[john *.?-!.* cub owner]

This reminded me of when I was working part time in an auto parts store while going to college (graduated college in 68). Man came in and wanted the round piece that went on the long thing under the flat part.


After some questions I learned the round thing was an oil seal, the long part was the extension housing used on the old automatic transmissions, and the flat part was the floor boards. A few more questions to learn make, model, year, and engine so I new which transmission I sold him the seal he needed. Sure hope he was getting someone else to install it.