Todays funny

[flying belgian]

2 guys are fishing and they look up and see a bear coming toward them. First guy immediately takes off his waders and puts on tennis shoes. Second guy says...you think you can outrun that bear with tennis shoes? First guy says...I don't have to outrun that bear, I just have to outrun you.

 

[Dingo3]

 

[TerryfromSWIowa]

Must not have very well!

Where do you live? I'm around Glenwood. Think Ragbrai started here 6 times since I moved to this area. You probably know the mass of people involved. Good thing is all the $ they throw our way.

Atlantic, It does draw in money for some but is a pain for others.

 

[jdeere562]

Atlantic, It does draw in money for some but is a pain for others.

Grew up in Exira. See this years bike route will pass through there.

 

[jdeere562]

 

[NDIHC]

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Looks like he could use some 20 Mule Team Borax or Biz bleach (do they still make that?) or something. Wisk around the collar work on that part?

 

[bmaverick]

I take your point but I would point out the difference between a person holding up traffic in the process of making a living and a person holding up traffic for their own entertainment.

In my state, hitting a cyclist on the road is a felony. There are years of jail time and a suspension of a license.
What irks me the most is when two or more are riding in a pack taking up the entire lane!

 

[bmaverick]

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I don't want her, you can have her, she's to fat for me!

 

[bmaverick]

Teacher: "Joe, if you were a date and had to go to the bathroom,what would you say?"

Joe: "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

Teacher: "Rude!"

Teacher: "Mark, your turn."

Mark: I'm sorry, I need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.

Teacher: "Better... but still

Teacher: "Johnny, use your brain this time!"

Johnny: "Darling, may I be excused for a moment?
I must shake hands with a very dear friend of mine... whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner "

Teacher: Faints!

 

[kentucky gardener]

 

[bmaverick]

 

[Dingo3]

 

[Dingo3]

 

[bmaverick]

 

[jdeere562]

 

[bmaverick]

 

[Mark-Mi]

I do my pole dancing with my clothes off.

 

[Duner Wi]

I do my pole dancing with my clothes off.

Wife is asking for a little demonstration please. 5 second video will suffice.

 

[Ray,IN]

AI fail

 

[Ray,IN]