Todays funny

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A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.

“Thank you, honey”, she says.
“What would you like me to bring back for you?”

He laughs and says, “An Italian girl!”

When the conference is over, he meets her at the airport and asks, “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good,” she replies.

“And what happened to my present?”

“Which present?” she asks.

“The one I asked for... An Italian girl!”

“Oh, that,” she says “Well, I did what I could... Now we'll have to wait nine months to see if it’s a girl.”

 

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There was a tail about to skeeters with a man by the ears flying off with him. One says to the other, "lets carry him to the swamp and eat him, the other says NO, the bigguns will take him away from us."

 

[jon f mn]

There was a tail about to skeeters with a man by the ears flying off with him. One says to the other, "lets carry him to the swamp and eat him, the other says NO, the bigguns will take him away from us."

Those must have been Minnesota skeeterz

 

[Dingo3]

Instant 6 pack abs

 

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And if you see Jason with a ski mask from
Friday the 13th, you are not alone.
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I asked AI for evidence if Genies road flying carpets in the history narrative, I got this back.

 

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