football o/t joke

[bobs old iron]

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team"s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn"t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!" I"m like...Helloooooo? It"s only 25 cents!!!!"

 

[ShadetreeRet]

LOL. For a person not familiar with the game, sounds like a logical conclusion to me.

 

[2x4]

the Ohio State coach was bragging on a star defensive guard, saying "He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. In fact, I've looked at his grades and there's a lot of words he doesn't know the meaning of."

 

[spacecadet9]

Andy Griffith "What It Was Was Football"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKSo7QO7ceo

 

[C.R.]

did you hear Iowa was wanting a pro football franchise? the NFL turned them down! said if iowa gets one minnisota will want one too

 

[just another old geezer]

I have often thought of how confusing it must be for people from other contrys who call soccer football to watch an NFL football game. You have two teams trying to move the ball agianst each other. And when one player manages to move the ball over the line and score points for his team, all of his team mates jump on him and try to beat him to death.

 

[jon f mn]

That's just mean.

 

[ss55]

The Vikings are 0-3 so far this year, I'm afraid you may be right. Maybe I should just become a Bears fan?

 

[T in NE]

That surprises you?

 

[T in NE]

Aw, CARP! It's a picture of Ben Rothlissburger looking disgusted with the caption "that moment you realize the browns have a better record than you".