littlefarmer
Member
Passed one of life's milestones today, and at Subway, of all places.
Got myself a sandwich. When I paid for it, the clerk said "$4.95---minus the senior discount".
And I didn't even ask for it.
Now I realize---I actually LOOK like a senior citizen!
I'm in denial.
Does this mean that when I go to the drugstore, I'll be checking-out the Grecian Formula and the Geritol?
Rather than the Playboy magazines on the magazine rack?
Golden years? Oh PUH-LEEZE!!!
Now I've been depressed and grumpy all day.
On no! That's ANOTHER sign!!!
Got myself a sandwich. When I paid for it, the clerk said "$4.95---minus the senior discount".
And I didn't even ask for it.
Now I realize---I actually LOOK like a senior citizen!
I'm in denial.
Does this mean that when I go to the drugstore, I'll be checking-out the Grecian Formula and the Geritol?
Rather than the Playboy magazines on the magazine rack?
Golden years? Oh PUH-LEEZE!!!
Now I've been depressed and grumpy all day.
On no! That's ANOTHER sign!!!