Handyman Slogan

[Charles in Aus.]

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One I saw here in Australia some years ago .

 

[Welding man]

I worked in a little body shop that did a lot of work for used car dealers.The saying on the wall went,a whole lot of putty and a little bit of paint will make things look like what they ain't.

We call that, putting lipstick on a Pig.

 

[Non-farmer]

And, If it jams, force it. if it breaks it needs replaced anyway..

At my first computer job, I was taught what they called the Three Laws of Field Service work. What you posted was one of them. the other two:

There is no problem so complex that it can't be solved by brute strength and ignorance.

and...

When in doubt, yank it out.

 

[Non-farmer]

You sure that's not a rejected advertising campaign for Revlon or Maybelline ?

I watched a movie a couple of nights ago. The girl was gorgeous - I'd rate her an 8 easy, maybe higher. When the movie was over, i looked her up, as I had never heard of her before. Turns out she's actually more of a 6 or a 6.5. But DAMN did she look good in the movie.

 

[Absent Minded Farmer]

I'll round off that bolt for you as soon as I get done stripping this screw. Tighten it up till it breaks,then back it off half a turn.Cut it twice and it's still too short.Then there have always been common slogans painted on trucks.On a septic truck,we're # 1 in the # 2 business.On a well drilling rig,we'll go in the hole for you. The tractor dealer I worked for helped a local guy that raced.On the back of that car was the dealers name,and a slogan that said,we stand behind everything but our s##t spreaders.

That's why Gehl bought up Hedlund Martin. They made a spreader you could stand behind.

Mike

 

[Non-farmer]

... and shame on me for not thinking of Red Green till now.

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

 

[tomturkey]

In the drywall hanging business the slogan, "tape is two inches wide and mud comes in five gallon buckets", don't worry about a gap here and there.....lol gobble

 

[randyrenfro7]

On a local carpet man's truck, We will lay anything. Another local guy. Pete's Meat, you can't b--t it.