I know this way off topic but I do find it funny
John
Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find younger,
handsome men who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through
menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you are done you will have
a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+
year old husband?
A: Tell him you're preggers.
Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every time
you walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems
with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is
a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
[True-True-True!]
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year
olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these."
John
Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find younger,
handsome men who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through
menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you are done you will have
a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+
year old husband?
A: Tell him you're preggers.
Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every time
you walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems
with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is
a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
[True-True-True!]
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year
olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these."
