lip balm cowboy style

[Roy in georgia]

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."

"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."

 

[fixerupper]

I'm gonna chuckle about this one for the rest of the day. Jim

 

[jason, NW Ontario]

Now that there is funny.

 

[JBMac]

Good stuff there, Roy. I'll try to remember that one next the boys are knockin back some cold ones and telling jokes!

 

[Roy in georgia]

I have a myspace page that only has people I know on it and one of the ladies posted it so I had to share because I take from here to share on there

 

[JoshuaGA]

Not trying to get off on another subject, but have question for Roy. Did it snow on you and did you and the girls get to play in it?

JoshuaGA

 

[Roy in georgia]

we had a little but not even enough to cover the grass but my 5 year old did get to try and catch a snow flake with her tung they were big flakes just not alot she was excited enough for now but hope it is heavier next time

 

[dave guest]

Roy best laugh I got all day. I got the FLU.