OT Dead Board

[Dunk]

God Is Great, Beer Is Good, and People Are Crazy

“PEOPLE ARE CRAZY”
(Bobby Braddock, Troy Jones)

This old man and me, were at the bar and we
Were having us some beers and swaping I dont cares
Talking politics, blonde and red-head chicks
Old dogs and new tricks and habits we aint kicked

We talked about Gods grace and all the hell we raised
Then I heard the ol' man say;
God is great, beer is good and People Are Crazy

He said "I fought two wars,
Been married and divorced"
What brings you to Ohio?
He said "Damned if I know"
We talked an hour or two about every girl we knew
What all we put them through
Like two old boys will do

We pondered life an death
He light a cigarette
He said "These damn things will kill me yet;
But God is great, beer is good and people are crazy"

Last call its 2am, I said goodbye to him
I never talk to him again
Then one sunny day, I saw the old mans face
Front page Obituary, he was a millionaree
he left his fortune to some guy he barely knew, his kids were mad as hell
But me, Im doing well
And I drop by today, to just say thanks and pray, I left a six-pack right there on his grave and i said; God is great,
beer is good, and people are crazy.

God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.

God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy

Billy Currington - People Are Crazy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqrogegV1lw

 

[R Geiger (or)]

GOOD ONE !!!

 

[shaun wallace]

AMEN!

 

[Charles H.]

Got tired of waiting for my dail up tp finish so I found, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaBTHu9JSB0 this.

 

[Dunk]

(quoted from post at 21:00:55 05/10/09) Got tired of waiting for my dail up tp finish so I found, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaBTHu9JSB0 this.

Yessir, and I apologize to you dial-up guys.

But then you should know by now that you are living in an Internet world, that WAS 10 years ago.

May want to raise Ell with yer providers.

You may have no choice.

But that is not my fault that you can't get, or afford, broadband.

I don't intend to restrict my posting due to the lack of technology in yer area.

I am on the very end of cable broadband in my area.

I just barley can get it.

But when it is up, and works, it is the cats meow.

 

[Charles H.]

I choose the dail up v/s others thank you.

 

[Dunk]

(quoted from post at 21:32:26 05/10/09) I choose the dail up v/s others thank you.

Dial-up is useless to me.

I work from home many days a week.

I can't work over dial-up even bundling 2 lines together like I used to do.

Step into the real world....

Or be left behind plowing a mule.

 

[Ed S.]

Or be left behind plowing a mule.

... or using a 60 year old tractor.

Oh, wait. :roll:

Use what works and you can afford. We're rural, and have done dialup, $atellite, back to dialup and then wifi when it was installed in town six miles away (we're on the ragged edge of getting a signal).

Dialup was a pain (especially after DSL when we lived in Atlanta), but we just learned to not go to anything media-rich. These days, that's a lot harder, but not impossible.

I try to be reasonably mindful of not posting huge stuff, but then I don't purposefully design only for 14.4kb modems, either...

es

 

[Dunk]

(quoted from post at 22:03:44 05/10/09)

Or be left behind plowing a mule.

... or using a 60 year old tractor.

Oh, wait. :roll:

[u:7d694a9755]Use what works and you can afford. [/u:7d694a9755]es

I think that answered it.

Dial-up didn't work.

 

[CJ in Michigan]

Reminds me of the tale of the guy vacationing in Florida for a week. He's walking the beach and he sees a bum fishing in the surf. They start to talk:
"You should get a job!",he says.
"Why?' asks the bum.
"Well, to build up your net worth and make enough to retire when you get older." says the tourist.
The bum asks, "What are you going to do when you retire?"
The tourist says, "I'm going to move to Florida and fish all day.."

 

[TheOldHokie]

(quoted from post at 00:52:45 05/11/09) Reminds me of the tale of the guy vacationing in Florida for a week. He's walking the beach and he sees a bum fishing in the surf. They start to talk:
"You should get a job!",he says.
"Why?' asks the bum.
"Well, to build up your net worth and make enough to retire when you get older." says the tourist.
The bum asks, "What are you going to do when you retire?"
The tourist says, "I'm going to move to Florida and fish all day.."

Well here's my retirement plan:

TOH

 

[GB in MT.]

[b:dd6a2a5ec4][i:dd6a2a5ec4]
TOH;
I like that retirement plan!!!!
Been doin' that for awhile now. Long enough, that the wife don't even ask
anymore!! :lol:

Gary :roll: [/i:dd6a2a5ec4][/b:dd6a2a5ec4]

 

[Charles H.]

more bovine exhaust