OT - intellectual question

[Bob Harvey]

Thought you folks would like to 'pipe in' on a question put forward at the 'Mensa' group (yabbo's that hang at the bar in my local beverage dispensers) The question is ; " If you phart in the woods, and nobody hears, does it still count? "

 

[GB in MT.]

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Only, in yer own...GOOFY mind!!!! :lol:

GB :? [/i:620e05b447][/b:620e05b447]

 

[R Geiger]

Gary, I think he stayed in the bar tooooo long!!

 

[douglloyd]

Depends on the condition of the seat of the pants afterwards.

Kinda hard to explain away the sooty patch a used burrito leaves.

You do know thats why Ford made their seats out of steel but added holes for us tooty guys...

Doug

 

[JOKER in Alberta]

...he's from the west coast...need I say more. LOL

 

[elmersooner]

EPA eggheads that want to cut down on methane emmissions would fine you a few bucks.

 

[ShadetreeRet]

Only if it curls the leaves on nearby trees!

 

[Rtoon]

He's a phart smeller ain't he lol

 

[Caryc]

Count as what?

 

[Zion Ute]

If it brings tears to the eyes of a vulture perched on a cart full of dung, it counts double.

 

[gahorN]

(quoted from post at 20:36:31 09/16/11) ..." If you phart in the woods, and nobody hears, does it still count? "

No. But if you do it in an elevator just before you get off it does.