today's funny

[jon f mn]

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[Mike (WA)]

Guy is walking along a stream, looking for a likely spot to cross. Sees a blond on the opposite bank, yells to her, "How do I get to the other side?" She looks puzzled, and says, "You're already on the other side."

 

[old popper]

I know her........I think. LOL.

 

[Alan K]

LOL.....that is a good one. Someone was talking about closet space the other day. I said is it a blond closet? A lot of empty space in there?

 

[big jt]

What's Black, Red and found in the ditch at the side of the road??

The Brunette that told one to many Blond jokes!!

jt

 

[Mike (WA)]

Guy gets on a plane, goes to his ticketed seat in first class section, and there's a good looking blonde in it. He says "I think you're in my seat", and shows her his ticket. She just flashes a dazzling smile and says, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm flying to Hawaii- first class!"

He enlists the help of the flight attendant, who gets the same declaration. Flight attendant goes and gets the Captain. He whispers something in Blondie's ear, and she hurriedly picks up her stuff and heads back into the coach section.

Flight attendant asks what the magic words were- Captain says "I told her if she's going to Hawaii, she'd better get back in coach- because first class is going to Cleveland."

 

[Mike(NEOhio)]

Why do so many blonds wear pony-tails?

To cover the valve stem.

 

[qwertyell]

Two blondes were way out in the boondocks arguing. They were pointing down to the ground and one said, "Those are deer tracks". The other one argued back, "No,they are elk tracks!" They were standing there arguing when a train ran over them.

 

[qwertyell]

One more. Why does a man marry a blond?..... So he can park in a handicapped stall.