today's funny

[jon f mn]

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[jennifer408]

he he

 

[howdy1960]

I'm the boss in this house and I have my wife's permission to say so.

 

[jon f mn]

I can do anything I want, I just have to ask my wife what I want.

 

[bill mart]

the man song by Rodney Carrington. Bill
man song

 

[Mike (WA)]

Son (age 32) was riding with me when an ad came on the radio for that outfit that sells a program called Total Transformation to make your kid shape up- Woman starts the commercial by saying "I'll never forget the day my son swore at me and slammed the door in my face." My son said "If I'd done that, dad, you'd be able the remember the day easily - just count back about 4 days before the funeral."

 

[flying belgian]

My wife lets me do anything she wants.

 

[ShadetreeRet]

Yeah, One time I actually had my wife on her hands and knees begging, please. She said, "Please come out from under that bed and fight like a man!"

 

[sms]

If a man is all alone in the forest and speaks, is he still wrong???????