Todays funny

[jon f mn]

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[sms]

I hate when that happens!

 

[Moonlite37]

No job is finished until the paper work is done

 

[wd9garymn]

A very good rule when you are out in the woods deer hunting!!

 

[JerryS]

Man in first stall: "Hey, buddy, any paper on your side?"
Man in second stall: "Nope, I was just about to ask you."
Man in first stall: "You got two fives for a ten?"

 

[Adirondack case guy]

Use forefinger to clean things up, then wipe forefinger with the paper tidbit.
Loren

 

[dhermesc]

Then guy rolls some nickels under the wall.....

 

[Mark-Ia]

I think I'd sacrifice the Tie.

 

[n9lhm]

True story..........

When I was a kid there was a couple my parents hung around with, the husband always went deer hunting in season. After returning from one trip, the wife was doing his laundry and when she went to check his pants pockets, the pockets were missing out of his pants. He forgot his TP and the only thing he could come up to use instead was the linings of his pants pockets

 

[Blackhole49]

First thing I check before I sit.

 

[Ray from Pa]

My dad always said. Just write a hundred and eleven on the wall.

 

[Fred Werring]

We use paper shop towells at work, been more than once I was glad I had one in a back pocket.

Fred