Today's funny

[jon f mn]

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[Bruce from Can.]

I looked at this for a while before I found the humour. The monster hurt his for when he stepped on the Leggi block building. Nothing compared to the thrill of stepping on a leggo block on the way down the stairs. I know how the monster feels, but it’s been at least 20 years since I last shared his pain.

 

[chuck machinist]

Any one who has children or grandchildren around can relate! CM

 

[sms]

Took me a moment also. Been years since the kids have been in the house but the memory lingers.

 

[farmerjohn]

I read somewhere that a Lego block can withstand up to 900 pounds.

 

[deeretails]

I heard that the Devil was replacing hot coals with Lego bricks in Hell, an attempt to be environmentally friendly.

 

[4520BW]

I firmly believe my 4 year old places them precisely so I will step on them at 4 am.

 

[Steve@Advance]

Maybe they should dump a load of them on the streets of Portland!

 

[CH(upstate,NY)]

You new Grandkids Bruce.

 

[SweetFeet]

Bruce,

You have to get a big tub of Legos for
at your house for those grandsons...
it's a grandparent rule. LOL

 

[TJ in KY]

Or get even with your kids, and send Legos home with the grand kids.

 

[Wayne,Az]

IT WAS LINCOLN LOGS ,,I THINK WHEN MY TWO WERE LITTLE,,ABOUT 50 YEARS AGO..

 

[ztrmower]

yea those legos and when we were kids it was lincoln logs

 

[Rich'sToys]

(quoted from post at 06:58:44 01/26/21) I heard that the Devil was replacing hot coals with Lego bricks in Hell, an attempt to be environmentally friendly.

It's true!

 

[Phil9N3667]

Legos or jacks, take your pick, either one will bring words to your lips the little ones don't need to hear!! Nastiest thing I ever stepped on one night in the dark was a mouse head the cat had left in the floor!! I thought it was a grape at first and remembered "we don't have any grapes in the house?!"

 

[730 virgil]

Mrs 730 had a runt poddle dog who was very at catching mice at that time we lived in a 100 + year old house. one night I had to pee so I got up to go to the bathroom. I almost peed on bedroom floor as Zoe had caught and killed a mouse then left it on bedroom floor. I steped on something furry and wet. Not fun.

 

[Wheat47]

Years ago, I was showering and I heard something land in the tub
and felt something under my heel.
Had a head full of shampoo and eyes full of soap, too.
When I could finally see, it looked down and it looked like I'd
slaughtered a hog in the tub.
One of the girls had shaved their legs in the tub and left their razor on the edge
someplace and I knocked it down and stepped on it.
Do you know how hard it is to walk and not use you're heel?!?!?!?
It finally healed up OK, but I walked funny for a few days!!