Today's funny

[jon f mn]

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[RickyB]

I agree with this one. Gonna drink me coffee.

 

[Keith Molden]

AMEN, I've never seen it too hot or cold for coffee. I will admit, I probably should drink more water, but that stuff will rust your pipes and I wouldn't want that to happen.

 

[rick n ohio]

Nothing better than coffee first thing in the morning

 

[Dachshund]

Haven't had any yet this year....

 

[Traditional Farmer]

X2 my drug of choice about the only thing I drink other than water.

 

[Dieseltech]

You all can have my share, coffee and tea just RUIN good water...

 

[sms]

Or last year, or the one before that, ect.

 

[DaveBN]

I was just having my first cup of the day when I read that.
Dave

 

[larry@stinescorner]

gotta have it !!

 

[Bruce from Can.]

I drink coffee because I know what fish do in water.

 

[SVcummins]

Exactly

 

[Richard G.]

Just finished my first cup of tea and about to have second one.
I hate coffee.

 

[teddy52food]

I used to drink coffee but was advised to cut back to 1 or 2 cups a week. After quitting, if I drink a cup it makes me feel sick. It is full of toxins.

 

[Brent Zappe]

It must be nice to be able to drink coffee. I am a person who can no drink the stuff. There is some thing in the coffee that makes me sick for days.

 

[Tom in TN]

Various family members have offered a glass of water or cup of coffee to me many, many times. I've always told them that I was thirsty, not dirty, so forget the water and give me a cup of coffee.

Tom in TN

 

[john in la]

It is never cold enough for coffee in my book.

 

[DCM]

Perfect Blend of opinions

 

[Janicholson]

Trader Joe's Dark Roast whole bean. Grind about 1/4 cup into espresso powder. Put it in a Melita pour through filter. Use boiling water to fill a 16oz cup. Yes. Jim.

 

[Eric in IL]

I worked with a fella in St. Louis.......heavy German accent. He drank hot coffee every day, even if the sweat was rolling. Sure miss him and his brother.

 

[DeltaSteve]

Amen.

 

[old]

There is no time of year that coffee is good in any way shape or form. If I drink it I head to the hospital I am allergic to it

 

[HenryO]

Can't live without it. I drink a 12 cup pot every day and have since I got out of the Air Force in 1956. worked nights in my bakery for 7 years and got used to cold coffee so since that time I like it cold. Now at almost 90 I still run on coffee . Fruit of the earth. When I passs I want my cup cremated with me so I CAN HAVE COFFEE IN Heaven. Henry

 

[SVcummins]

Gives me the scours if I even think of it

 

[old]

Back when I was in the Navy I was told I had to make coffee every once in a while. I asked why I had to since I didn't drink a drop of it. That was the last time I ever had to make coffee again and the LT in charge of the area I was part of made it clear to every one and that NO ONE was suppose to tell me to make coffee again

 

[John in Mich]

Wow! I'm ONLY 78 and only drink 2 cups a day with my breakfast. Maybe I better think about drinking more if I want to make almost 90.
I used to drink coffee with double cream and double sugar. Can't stand that anymore. I order coffee extra black and no ice. That confuses most servers. I tell them I want it strong and hot.

 

[Rich'sToys]

At a place where I used to work we had an old guy who also drank coffee all day long. Even then he moved so slow you almost had to drive a stake beside him to see if he was moving!
I often wondered what would happen if he stopped drinking coffee. Perhaps he'd slowly just gel up and eventually grind to a halt once the caffeine got out of his system!