Today's funny

[jon f mn]

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[number 9]

That is the truth. After getting out of bed, the first few steps I take have me wondering if I should lay back down. Like cold gear oil, I start to work better after moving a bit.

 

[Traditional Farmer]

Just like an old rusty hinge the more its moved back and forth the easier it works.

 

[Janicholson]

One row of additional warning (idiot) lights needed:
A sliding Donkey with stretched rope
A container over full
A purge eminent indicator
and GCS Get Coffee Soon
Jim

 

[Steve@Advance]

My dashboard doesn't have all those fancy icons, just the basics.

And I don't even trust the ones that do work!
Driving Wheel

 

[Bruce from Can.]

Ya but they get hot

 

[grizz02]

Mine would also have an Instability warning light, sit back down find stable ground before loading feet

 

[RESLLS]

I stand up too fast and my dash goes black. I don't see any lights!