Today's funny

[jon f mn]

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[Janicholson]

Only available as a 6 time copier pass blue mimeograph. It cannot be read, though 500 pages. If found, it will become Yesterday's Wives!! jim

 

[grizz02]

It would be like trying to decipher the dead sea scrolls

 

[super99]

That's the way they are built, they all sound like that. It's normal.

 

[Mike(NEOhio)]

Normal operation. When you don't hear some noise there's a problem. Sleep with one eye open.

 

[onefarmer]

Nobody know how many volumes there because they keep getting added to......

 

[kurt:in]

Turbochargers, wives, girlfriends they all whine. Some more than others.

 

[Mike Groom]

Kind of like the old joke about the biker that found the bottle on the beach and uncorked it and a genie came out, he said I can grant you one wish for letting me out of that bottle, the biker said I would like to ride my bike to Hawaii. I don't like planes or boats so I need to drive. The Genie said that's an awful tall order I would need motels, gas stations and restaurants along the way, do you have any other wish? Well could you give me the ability to understand women? The Genie asked do you want two lanes or four?