Today's funny

[jon f mn]

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[psimmer]

That reminds me of when I was in high school I worked for a dairy farmer who had a hot temper. Young cattle got out and we were chasing them around unsuccessfully. He said to me go get the 4020. When I brought it back, he jumped in and just let me ride. It was a power shift, and he was ticked! Ended up running over one with left rear wheel. Then of course it was the heifer's fault. Fortunately it didn't do much to hurt it, but it was a wild ride for me in the cab.

 

[JMOR]

No need to chase. They come to feed. Neighbor was chasing on horse, horse's leg went into hole, he went off at speed and died right there in pasture.

 

[rrman61]

Had to rope a calf one time in a muddy field.problem was the horse with me on his back couldnt run fast enough to catch the calf in the mud.so,my girlfriend at the time ran the calf around with the four wheeler to get it tired so I could rope it.ya I know I cheated but hey whatever it takes sometimes!oh and I ended up marrying that girl!

 

[Bruce from Can.]

Only a fool chases cattle. You catch cattle by the stomach. Just like a girl catches a man!

 

[Hoofer B]

the neighbor or the horse?

 

[Steve Metcalfe]

Like some Canadian gal caught some Canadian guy with a good pie recipe! Ha

 

[dlbuck]

They catch a man by his stomach but, they hold him by his balls.

 

[john in la]

Best reason to feed cattle. So they know what the dinner bell sounds like. Cattle that are never fed can be a nightmare to round up.

 

[caterpillar guy]

Yup bang on the feed pail they'll come running, unless they are in the corn field then they don't care much.