Universal Truths

[grhouse]

Well I should be out in the barn working but I'm hurting too bad right now if I stand up straight so I'll share a couple of these little gems with you them lay down for a minute.
1) I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
2) I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
3) You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
And the one we can probably all identify with:
4) Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
Enjoy, Gene
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[Dell (WA)]

Gene.......added yer #3) to my list of 32 universal truths. Try these........

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

........Dell

 

[dont_know_nothing]

I"ll throw a couple out too...

1) Money, Time and Ambition seldom come at the same time when there are thing to get done.

Best man wedding toast...

2) Two things to remember through the years of marriage... When you are wrong, admit it. When you are right, Shut up...

 

[Bruce (VA)]

" 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die."

When I was a young soldier, one of the guys in the barracks got killed in a car wreck over the weekend. The platoon sgt cut the lock off of his locker & started packing up his stuff & tossed all pictures & letters in the trash. We thought that was pretty callous until he said "you don't know who's in those pictures or who wrote those letters." Seeing the same thing done more than once in V-N didn't make it seem any less callous, but I'm sure many a grieving widow was spared more misery.

 

[Devious]

Yessir when I was flyin off the Hornet in my last Nam cruise in 65-66 we lost a 4 man crew just south of Haiphong and their lockers etc were sanitized that day even tho we were at sea.

Devious

 

[John in St. Cloud]

I would like to add one. Before I settled down and got married I traveled with my job for about fifteen years. The first time we packed up to ship out for a mission the super came over and told me that "what we see say and do with that crew stays with that crew period" and he meant every word. As I came up thru the ranks and finally made super myself I made the same speech to every green horn that shipped out with my crew.

 

[TennesseeMan]

Devious was you a pilot? I did 20 years in the Air Force and was a Crew Chief on the old F-4D Phantom. Was stationed in Tahkli, Thailand in 73 crewing the F-111A. Thank you for your service. Them were the days. Our country is so different now. However let me add to the topic.

"No matter how pretty she is, she is still a pain in the butt to someone".

 

[Jock (OR)]

I have learned these three truths:

1) If you have time, you don't have money.
2) If you have money, you don't have time.
3) In reality, you have neither time nor money.

 

[Cutty]

Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence!