Guys.......a week ago, I drove fer 3-hrs north to Canadian border to deliver an equipment trailer fer my Australian Shepherd Club to hold a weekend stockdog trial. When I got home, (6-hrs on the road) my boot was full of "water". Now I know living in the great NorthWET, there is plenty of opportunity to step in water, but really it hazzn't rained fer weeks. So Wednesday morn I woke up with the bottom 6" of my jammie leg WET, I went to the Doc's Off and he got all excited. Gave me an envelope and sent me to ER. ER what??? Emergency Room sez the nurse. ER? I ain't haffin' no heart attack, just a little "leak". So I gitt checked in to the ER fer $75 (cheap???) plus medicare and the next thing I know I'm flat on my back being wheeled from the Emergency Room and into a 2-bed horsepittel room. Except fer being pricked and prodded every 4-hrs, (IV + anti-biotic) was an interesting experience. Surprizingly enuff, hospital food wasn't too bad, 'cept fer needin' some salt. (had lottza little paper packs of black pepper) Never did gitt that jello everybody complains about. So 1-week later, I'm home and NO internet!!! Been playing solitaire fer 4-days'n'nites. Saturday, my son comes up from Portland with "gifts", now I got sumptin' to text him with. Seems he just gotta pay raise and squandered it on his ol'man. Now I gotta read the instructions, written in 4-languages 'cept 'merican. (frown) And the internet is ON!!! Bottom line, my health'n'welfare visit to Farmington, N Mex to check on my Alzheimer'd sister is OFF until Sept? Oct? when it is cool in N Mex again. 'sides, I don't think I could shift the 4-speed tranny in my midlife crisis (1976 MGB sports car) with size #13 open toe sandals. Now all I haffta do is wait fer the bills to come in, eh? .......Dell