You Are Old When

[guido]

I will start it!

You NEED a nap EVERY afternoon!!!

Guido.

 

[Janicholson]

you have had 10 consecutive dogs that had a good life. Jim

 

[Phill Tibbetts]

It takes all day to do a 1 hour job.

You can't remember what you planned to do today that you didn't get done yesterday.

 

[WilBury]

Shoelaces are evil...step-in gumboots are perfectly good streetwear.


This post was edited by WilBury on 04/25/2022 at 08:04 pm.

 

[SkipperII]

Someone mentions 25 years ago, and you think they are referring to the 1970s.

 

[old]

You feel weather changes before the weather man says they are coming

 

[M-MAN]

You sound like rice crispy's when you get out of the chair. Snap,crackle, pop.

 

[Gambles]

A few days ago, the local radio station had a questions for the viewers: >What is it that you used to see every day, but now you hardly see at all?<
The answer that got the most laughs was: >My feet when I stand up.<

 

[Steve@Advance]

Everything that still works hurts!

 

[Stroby]

You see someone who looks old and then realize you went to school with them.

 

[Mike(NEOhio)]

Everything is stiff in the morning except the part that's supposed to be.

 

[retired farmer]

You are old when you have to see the doctor four times a month for tests.

 

[miangus]

The even the old cows can out run you.

 

[Billy Shafer]

It takes a half hour to get up. Then another half hour. To get every ting moving.

 

[Texasmark]

You need that nap in the afternoon because your bladder gets you up every 2 hours (if you are lucky) during the night. Course the local Urologists is ready to help......with his knife and tubes hanging out your abdomen.......I'll take my interruptions and naps thank you. At 80 it seems that 3 getups a night is normal!

 

[Tracy Brown]

When you would not dare trust a poot

 

[johnofnewhaven]

When I look at Gtidwell's... Remember These... And I do and have used them.

 

[Robert (ID)]

You know your old when..... over 1/2 these comments relate to you.. remember tho it aint the years its the miles.

 

[hd6gtom]

I walk around the flea markets,tractor shows, and Farmers markets and see all the old guys wearing
Viet Nam veterans caps. It causes me to stop and think that I might have known them 60 years ago. If i did, I couldn't remember their names today. Time fly's faster the older you get.

 

[gears]

you read "you are old..." threads

you are proud that while your txts take 6 minutes to compose, they are complete sentences with mostly correct spelling &amp; punctuation.

 

[fixerupper]

When you are a three position sleeper. Left side sleeping till the left hip starts talking to you. Roll over on your back until the back talks to you. Then roll over to the right side till the right hip starts barking. At 3:00 AM get up to P. Go back to bed and resume laying alternating in the three positions till 6:00 when you finally get up and have breakfast. After breakfast you take a nap in the recliner to make up for the sleep you lost rolling over into a new position in bed all night.

 

[gravy99]

when your dreams are dry and your farts aren't

 

[Charles in Aus.]

When you can't put your under pants on while standing up !

Each and every reply has made me either laugh or cry , but 10 dogs did it for me Jim.

This post was edited by Charles in Aus. on 04/28/2022 at 10:14 pm.