Friday Night Humor

[JoshuaGA]

Dear Abby,

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been unfaithful. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.'
I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her.


Around midnight, I hid out by the barn behind my pulling tractor so I could get a good view of the street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls.'


When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her underwear out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my tractor, that I noticed a hairline crack in the turbo charger at the base where it connects to the manifold.


Is this something I can weld up and fix myself or should I get a new exhaust housing?

Sincerely,

Tractor Puller

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JoshuaGA

 

[Anonymous-0]

Wonderful!!

Gosh I'm so familiar with that thought process (minus the cheating wife 'course). Reminds me when Walt Davies posted that picture of his kitty and a cactus, and all I could see was the corner of the cab of an old truck in the background.

 

[Roy in georgia]

now that is funny and tractor related lol

 

[Kestrel in CT]

Sounds like there might be two cracks to weld up.

 

[lzybull]

Dear Abby, I am a 60-year-old woman who is married to a man who acts like he hates me. In public, he pretends he loves me and talks about how wonderful I am. But in private, he shakes his finger in my face and calls me the "B" word. He constantly tells me how ugly I am without make-up. I"ve tried everything, including a face-lift, botox treatments, and a chin tuck. I even went on a diet and lost 20 pounds. He quit his job a few years ago after having an affair with a woman in his office. He hasn"t even looked for another job. We haven"t slept together since I confronted him about the affair. He denied it, of course, but everybody knew it. It was humiliating. I believe he is still messing around. While we both want to sell this house, we argue constantly about when to put it on the market. The house we want will be available in a few months. My husband wants to put our house on the market now. I think we should wait a while. He has already started collecting boxes and packing up his stuff. Do you think he is planning to leave me? Signed, Worried in NY

Dear Worried in NY: I doubt it. He wants to move back into the White House as much as you do.

 

[fixer0070]

I almost threw a wrench at my wife once, then I realized I loved her, alot, so I put it back in the tool box.

 

[1936]

It just doesn't get any better than this for a Friday night short story. Enjoyed the creative writting. Should have emblished for a couple of more pages to keep the reader hanging on for the next item of clothing. Not Alantic monthy material.

 

[Christos]

This one I am going to have to share

thanks guys!

Christos