Handyman Slogan

[Jaden]

My son told me this. Too good not share.

A Grinder and Paint
Make you the welder you ain't.

 

[da.bees]

,Based on reports we get on new trailers and equipment that might hang on walls at a few manufactures.

 

[Keith True]

I worked in a little body shop that did a lot of work for used car dealers.The saying on the wall went,a whole lot of putty and a little bit of paint will make things look like what they ain't.

 

[EFV]

I worked in a little body shop that did a lot of work for used car dealers.The saying on the wall went,a whole lot of putty and a little bit of paint will make things look like what they ain't.

You sure that's not a rejected advertising campaign for Revlon or Maybelline ?

 

[Keith True]

I never thought of it,but it fits even better as a makeup ad.The guy that owned the body shop I worked at told me he didn't come up with it,but that he had stolen it somewhere.

 

[Geo-TH,In]

My son told me this. Too good not share.

A Grinder and Paint
Make you the welder you ain't.

Red Green: If the women don't find you handsome the sh9uld find you handy.

 

[sotxbill]

In a welding class, I was called ole muddubber.

 

[timcasbolt]

In a welding class, I was called ole muddubber.

I was the best tungsten grinder in class because I had the most practice.

 

[pomester]

 

[560Dennis]

,Based on reports we get on new trailers and equipment that might hang on walls at a few manufactures.

oh oh

 

[Keith True]

I'll round off that bolt for you as soon as I get done stripping this screw. Tighten it up till it breaks,then back it off half a turn.Cut it twice and it's still too short.Then there have always been common slogans painted on trucks.On a septic truck,we're # 1 in the # 2 business.On a well drilling rig,we'll go in the hole for you. The tractor dealer I worked for helped a local guy that raced.On the back of that car was the dealers name,and a slogan that said,we stand behind everything but our s##t spreaders.

 

[DERM]

Years back i was at a car and truck show and there was an old septic tanker that said 7000 lbs of really gross weight on the side .

 

[Turkeyfoot]

My son told me this. Too good not share.

A Grinder and Paint
Make you the welder you ain't.

I've heard it as, "caulk and paint make a carpenter what he ain't."

 

[sotxbill]

I've heard it as, "caulk and paint make a carpenter what he ain't."

Dad always said... Need some 3/4 inch caulk to finish this project.

 

[Ray,IN]

 

[stoughtonfarmboy]

I think this was for carpentry: Hammer it to fit, paint it to match.

 

[Dieseltech]

And, If it jams, force it. if it breaks it needs replaced anyway..

 

[Tgrasher]

If it ain't broke, your not tryin'.

 

[Ozlander]

Don't force it. Get a bigger hammer.

 

[GuitarBob]

Well not really handyman related, but my father used to say “There comes a time in every project when you have to shoot the engineer and build something“.

He would often say that to me a laugh…yeah, I am a mechanical engineer.