idiot sightings

[Nancy Howell]

A friend emailed me a whole slew of these. I just shook my head and chuckled. Here"s one of them.


IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don"t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."

>From Kingman , KS .

 

[Mike M]

I though you might of caught the presidential debates on TV ?

 

[duck1]

or maybe the presidential speech where he said NAFTA had created many new jobs for americans!

 

[Dandy Don]

Now that's a good possiably since there's nothing but idoits running on both sides of the fence and now the village idiot Nader has deceided to run for the sixth or seventh time. How long do you think it'll take him to figure out he's not wanted by the people?
DD

 

[rrlund]

Ya,I always wondered how those deer knew they were supposed to cross there?

 

[ScottyHOMeY]

We all know that deer can read. They usually send one or two into town in each Wildlife Management District each year to pick up a copy of the hunting regs, so that they know when to make themselves scarce.

They're a little simple, though, and it doesn't surprise me at all that they'd cross only where there were signs saying they could.

 

[Bob]

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[Mike of the North]

These guys better watch out, if the legs on that table have any sharp edges it could but a hole in there pool. :wink:
Mike

 

[JDemaris]

Neither of these are me.

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[Anonymous-0]

Here in California the deer crossing signs are in spainish, The deer don't understand spainish. so we don't have that problem. stan

 

[Anonymous-0]

Those are good.Ever see the one with the guy pulling a large boat with a Kawasaki triple two stroke motorcycle.He holds up a handful of tickets.

 

[JDemaris]

I didn't see it, but I DID you to have one of those bikes. Triples were in for awhile in the 70s. I had the Kawasaki 2 stroke triple, and also two 4 stroke British triples - A BSA Rocket III 750 and a Triumph 750 (can't remember what it was called).

 

[Nancy Howell]

The swimming pool has to take the all time grand prize.

 

[Anonymous-0]

Nader is wanted by many people to run for president on populist/leftist/independant ballot- the word repeated by nnalert is the nnalert want him on ballot again to give a choice for the far left to vote their convictions/conscience ( and take votes from nnalert/external_link). Seems a good reason to me. RN

 

[KIP in MX]

The Triumph Trident. Those old Kawasaki 750´s were screamers! I´ve seen photos of two of those engines grafted to make a 5 cyl on a bike, and a 3 cyl mounted on a Honda 3 wheeler.

 

[Fergienewbee]

A sheriff deputy I know posted a picture of a couple of college girls moving. They didn't have enough room inside the vehicle so they duct taped boxes on the trunk and roof, running the tape through the open windows and trunk lid several times. Must have used a dozen rolls of tape. Wish I had the picture. Maybe one of them will grow up and run for president.

Larry

 

[730 virgil]

i once saw 2 poeple in small station wagon with several sheets of plywood on top. with nothing to hold plywood on. the guys in front seat both had an arm out a window to hold onto plywood.
i hope they didn't have far to go or make sudden stop.

 

[Steve in IN]

I saw someone doing that with paneling.

Unfortunately there was 2 cars in front of me blocking my view.

Fortunately, at speed, the first two sheets flew off and into the ditch.

Unfortunately, before I could even hit the brakes, the 3rd sheet flew straight up and cleared the two cars in front of me.

Fortunately, it cleared me too.

Red Foreman's favorite pet name for his son, was going through my head.

 

[Brian G. NY]

From "69 to "71, the Kawasaki Mach III 500 cc
two stroke tripple was touted as the fastest
stock 1/4 miler available. Then, for an encore,
they came out with the 750 in "72. I had a "71
Mach lll for about 5 years. 382 lbs. dry and real
"squirelly" to ride.

 

[Walt Davies]

My went to the Gynecologists office a while back for female problems. They had sign there it read:

"If you are pregnant we will need a urine sample, if you don't have one we will supply it for you."

Darn hard to argue with that now.
Walt

 

[farmer101IL]

Lets not get started an motorcyles !! Man i miss my RD 350 and my 74 Elsinore 250MX not to mention being 18 again. Kawasaki triples, KZ900, my first ride on a 69?69 Honda 750 four. Sweeeeeeettt bikes. Almost makes me eyes water thinking back to those days. AAAAHHHHHH i want to do it one more time now that i know what i'm doing!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yea had a Honda inline 6cylinder CBX1000

 

[keh]

The college students duct taping boxes to the roof makes more sense than holding paneling on the roof with your hands. See, there are benefits to a college education!

KEH

 

[landlord7012]

Man farmer! you had some benchmark bikes. Know what you mean about doing it over now that you know what you are doing! Hindsight is definetly 20/20!

 

[MN Rick]

Just finished up a Kawasaki Triple last fall. Only got about 100 miles on it before it got too cold. I guess you know who cant wait for spring.

 

[MarkB_MI]

Did anyone notice the European "schuko" outlets? That's 220, boys!

The quantity of beer involved seems to indicate that these are some of my german cousins.

 

[Mark - IN.]

Mmmmmmm, you may think that's idiotic, and so did the county council at first, but I got my way and the sign came down. Now, them deer can legally be ticketed for jay-walking which will generate necessary revenue, and a good talking to them by the deputy will help spread the word not to be crossing in front of my barn while I'm on the tractor hauling in wood for the still out back.

 

[jimNCal]

Trident. Had one of the first ones. Awesome sound.

 

[Leland]

@ local copper thieves killed when stealing wire from the old sub station at the old Allis chalmers plant in town ,only found a live 12500 volt line .A week after they are buried local paper has story family of thieves files lawsuit for wrongful death.

 

[Jim H SW-PA]

I want Ross to run again