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[Anonymous-0]

Have you ever had someone do something to you like take your keys out of your tractor and make you chase them around for them? Or something like that?

I once hired a couple kids to move mulch for me, and this one tought looking one sommehow got my keys and started my new $13,000 New holland and I was ferious. I grabbed his arm, just as he realised I was'nt afraid of him, and twisted it hard. He dropped the keys. What was that for? he asked, WHAT WAS THAT FOR? I roared? What if I tried it again? he asked, I rolled up my sleeves and picked up my keys and dangled them infrount of him " YOu Wanna find out?" I asked. We both backed away. I told him to get the @$%& off my property or I would call the police. That was that.

Has anything like that ever happened to you?

 

[Anonymous-0]

Umm....NO, but, I had an exgirlfreind come over when I was younger say '95, and flirt around wanting to hook back up, I of course responded with "HA, you too much like yer ma, now go away", well, next morning I couldnt find my keys, anywhere. Thank God for spare keys. Found my keys in the Miracle Whip jar about a week later. Guess she didnt want me to go to WeFest where are the hotter chicks were. Boy was she a beeootch.

 

[Anonymous-0]

Shoulda twisted his arm and stuffed it up his azz. I have no sympathy for those who get their "jollies" in this manner. Whatever they get; they deserve.

 

[George G]

Geeze! Hope I have a girlfreind when I'm 95.

 

[Dairy Farmer in WI]

that's when you gotta either strap yer 30-30 pistol holster to yer belt with the gun in it (not loaded) just to scare them from doing stupid stuff like that. or you could strap yer buck knife sheath to yer belt and carry that around. if i need help and have to result to some foolish kids that don't behave i do the buck knife. (if they ask you what it's for just say it's for emergancys
my 2 cents
DF in WI

 

[Rustyj14.]

My garage under the house is where i work on lawn mowers. I keep a length of black iron pipe in a stand, and the bottom end can't be seen, but i painted it black, and doctored it up to look like a shotgun standing there, ready for action!
Then, i made up a sign stating:
This property protected by Smith and Wesson!! Care to take the chance??
One day, 2 local kids were causing trouble in the neighbor hood, and they paid me a visit one day, making small talk, and looking all around the garage, eyeballing everything in sight!
Then, one espied the fake shotgun barrel, and the other one saw my sign! Didn't take long for one of them to ask if i really had a Smith & Wesson, to which i replied:"Yes, would you like for me to show you how it operates?"
"DUHHH-----No thanks!" The other kid pointed to the "gun" barrel on the way out! They've never been back!

 

[Anonymous-0]

I guess Dave doesn't like his women just like his tractors? 'bout 560 with a wide front?