MERRY CHRISTMAS

[Anonymous-0]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!

i am glad i can say that on this site LOL

 

[Ken Crisman]

May Christ be in more peoples CHRISTmas instead of the worldly outlook . Happy Birthday Jesus , I love you . God bless, Ken

 

[Lanse]

from the useless (taler board)


Ingredients: Tequila Christmas Cake



1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

Nuts

1 bottle tequila

2 cups of dried fruit



Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the

Tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level

Cup and drink.

Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large

Fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's

Best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...

Just in case.



Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck

In the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the

Burner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose

With a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.



Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check

The tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain

Your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or

Somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

Over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish

The tequila and wipe counter with the cat.



CHERRY MISTMAS!

 

[Doug N]

Amen to that ken. If someone is offended by this post, then DON'T read it. Simple as that.

What do you think guys, People that are offended should be working that day right? Suddenly they're not so offended when they get a day off.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[spanky]

Lanse, if youre making that, I better call the cops or worse your mother.

 

[Anonymous-0]

Mery Christmas everyone.
Ben

 

[Ken Crisman]

Ya, when I worked in a shop years ago ; when it came to CHRISTmas vacations the Johovas Witness poeple never refused to accept that day off paid . I asked a couple of them why they felt right doing that if they didn't believe in CHRISTmas . No replies . They used to get offended by decorations hung at various guys work stations also . May the unbelievers soon start believing before its too late . And the way things are going , it may be sooner than we think . God bless, Ken

 

[Anonymous-0]

My sentiments exactly - Keep the CHRIST in Christmas. I trully believe that my Lord is smarter than just signing His name with "X"!

Merry CHRISTMAS And Happy New Year to all.

 

[Lanse]

No, i took that off another board. Appriciate the thought though. :-D

 

[Joe Pro]

Merry Christmas Happy New year
This year I have to get 3 more guns than last year and 2 more tractors.

 

[37 chief]

And a merry Christmas to you, and everyone else here. Our town had a Christmas parade down main street since the 60's You gessed it, a few people didn't like the name Christmas. Now the parade is the holiday parade. I attended my last parade, last year. If I can find the book called The Grinch Who Stole Christmas I am going to send it to the city council.Stan

 

[Dennis (VA)]

Liked that!

Merry Christmas

Dennis

 

[Andy Motteberg]

Merry Christmas to you and everyone else too!

 

[Davis In SC]

Several nites ago, I took a sidetrip through a small town near me.. I was pleased to see that the town had put up lights, but also had an illuminated Nativity Scene ! Thankfully we still have some people that are willing to stand up for Jesus.. Merry Christmas.

 

[dave guest]

Merry CHRISTmas. Keep Christ in Christmas. He died for you and loves you so much he wants you to live forever in Heaven. Its your choice. Make the right one. God bless and Happy New Year, too.