movie lines

[Hoofer B]

Cool to read about your favorite movies, But now lets hear some of your favorite lines from those movies. Bill " Don't call me Shirley"

 

[larry@stinescorner]

Go ahead////make my day

 

[Dieseltech]

Do you feel lucky?? PUNK?

 

[Philip d]

Youhoo ,I?ll make ya famous!

 

[Duner Wi]

Certainty of death.
Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?

 

[db4600]

?We offer a laurel and hardy handshake....?

 

[FBH44]

The Great Escape; "Oh you still be here when I get out??"
America Graffiti; "Rome wasn't burnt in a night!"

 

[dzc3]

Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it Lonesome Dove

 

[larry@stinescorner]

What We Have Here,,,is a Failure of communication,,,you got to get your mind right Luke

 

[larry@stinescorner]

One Who Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest,,when he Indian said,,,ahhh Juicyfruit

 

[centash]

Apollo 13....Failure is not an option.
Ben

 

[grandpa Love]

Too much to type..... Clark Griswold's Christmas rant! From Roadhouse,,"I'll sleep when I'm dead"

 

[grandpa Love]

Grandma says Roger rabbit...the liquor store guy,he knew!

 

[Jegs]

I'm your huckleberry.

 

[lee little]

"I hate rude behavior in a man, I wont tolerate it" Woodrow Call, Lonesome Dove

 

[Crazy Horse]

From Stand by Me ....

"What're ya gonna do, shoot us all?"

"No Ace, just you!"
Great Movie Line .... Stand By Me

 

[Bruce from Can.]

Christmas,...Bah Humbug !!
And rather seasonal too

 

[john in la]

While not my favorite; The first one to pop in my mind; Because grandma taught it to my grandkids..
"You talkin' to me?" from taxi driver.

 

[John M]

The older the violin, the sweeter the music! Gus McCrae

 

[Determined]

My vote for the best line in history does not come from the movies.

It comes from the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati.

Carlson the radio station manager comes up with a plan to give away turkeys at thanksgiving by throwing them from the traffic helicopter to people below.
His line after the epic disaster;

"As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly"

 

[grizz02]

were going to need a bigger boat!--- badges we don't need no stinking badges --- heres looking at you kid

 

[charlie n]

I'm sorry sir where're closed. The moose at the gate should have told you.

 

[grayrider]

From the movie, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

?Shoot low Sheriff, their riding Shetlands?

 

[blue_tractor_man]

Johm Wayne in The Searchers. "That'll be the day"

 

[dcarp]

Nice party, no whiskey, we go now.

 

[rusty6]

"Get off my lawn!" Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. Another Jack Nicholson one comes up in conversation, "You can't handle the truth". (A Few Good Men).

 

[Billy NY]

"You see in this world there's 2 kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig, you dig"

 

[K Effective]

"Are you the Police?"

"No, Ma'am. We're musicians."

 

[coshoo]

Round up the usual suspects.

 

[Jimmydog]

"A person is smart, people are dumb panicky, dangerous animals..." -Men In Black

JD

 

[WayneLee]

Fill your hand you Son of a Biotch

 

[Craig2]

?You?re a daisy if you do?. Doc Holiday from Tombstone

 

[gregww]

" Dyin' aint much of a livin' boy"

 

[mrslesq]

I like the "we have a failure to communicate" line as well. From "the Guns of Will Sonnet"; "No brag...Just Fact" is wise. But to me the Bugs Bunny and all his friends cartoons are loaded with good lines. They even have some messages to the crew or their friends like Yosemite Sam looks to the audience and says "You notice how I didn't call him Richard?". I wonder what that is all about.

 

[wildcat445]

Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smoky and the Bandit: "Junior, you cannot possibly be from my loins. When we get home, I'm gonna smack your mama right in the mouth!"

 

[Bruce(OR)]

White Squall:
"They didn't take his ticket today. But I wonder if he'll ever go to sea
again. I know one thing. If he did, we'd all go with him. To a man. No
doubt, not even a question. Today, he joined the circle he create by
allowing us to share his burden. The burden of sea captains, and fathers,
the burden of men. In the end it just comes down to one thing, you can't
run from the wind. You face the music, you trim your sails, and keep
going."

 

[Pete in MD]

For the funniest I'd say "Somebody go get a $hitload of dimes" -Blazing Saddles.

 

[PaGlenn]

Not a movie but the TV show Baretta 'Your not holding the cards you think your holding'.

 

[Tony in SD]

Blazing Saddles ?Mongo like candy?

 

[redih55]

I liked the one from the TV Show "Hunter" from the 80's--"Works for me"

 

[cb in wisc]

We're on a mission from God, from the blues brothers.

 

[Adrian Billheimer]

From Spaceballs, Yogurt, I hate yogurt, even with strawberries on top, or at the end of the movie, Ape says, Spaceballs...oh s**t there goes the planet.

 

[Dean]

Great one, Billy.

I was goinig to post this but decided to read the earlier posts first to see if anyone had.

I love the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns.

Dean

 

[Dean]

That one is wonderful, Determined.

Dean

 

[Goose]

Burt Lancaster, playing a cavalry Colonel in the movie, "The Hallelujah Trail"'

"Give a woman an acorn and next thing you know you're up to your rump in oak trees".

 

[Dean]

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned four of the most recognizable lines from cinema history, three from Casablanca and one from Gone With The Wind: Play it, Sam; Here's lookin' at you, kid; and We'll always have Paris from Casablanca and the earth shaking line from Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind, Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

That said, I guess that those lines should be classified as most recognizable rather than favorite as solicited by the OP. I digress.

Here is one of my most favorite lines from near the end of my most favorite movie, American Graffiti.

Milner says to Toad: "He was beatin' me, man."

Milner was not commenting about a drag race but rather the end of an era. To appreciate this it helps if you had been there.

BTDT.

Dean

 

[CGID]

From "Treasure of the Sierra Madres": Badges?!! We don't need no stink'n badges!

 

[HuskerLyn]

?Hard to put much faith in a leaky vessel?
?What?s good for me ain?t necessarily good for the weak minded?
After refusing to have his leg amputated Gus says ?I may still want to kick a pig?
All from Lonesome Dove

 

[Kid Shileen]

?Should we bury em Josie? Naw buzzards gotta eat same as worms ?

 

[Dean]

Love it, CGID!

The line (or a parody of the line) was also used by Mel Brooks in Blazing Saddles, which was, of course, a parody of Hollywood western movies.

Dean

 

[johndeere720GA]

You're killing me Smalls.

 

[JLG]

I'm laughing out loud just reading that line. I can hear him say it too.

 

[motoOzarks]

"Harder, give it to me harder"

:twisted:

 

[MARK ROBKE]

Well I read all the lines below-no one had one of my favorites-from Quigley Down Under. About being skilled with a pistol "I said I never had much use for one,I never said I didn't know how to use one!" Mark.

 

[flying belgian]

"You can't handle the truth" Jack Nicholson. I use that on my adult daughters all the time.

 

[Two Dogs]

Our new sheriff's a..... BOOOOONG!

 

[Hoofer B]

from the same movie "Where is the white womens at" My wife is white, I have 3 adopted daughters ( one Hispanic from Guatemala, and 2 black daughters from Ethiopia. ) ( three boys from Guatemala as well ) We all laugh at that line.

 

[guido]

Hello Paglenn HI,

Ha! But just about e ever episode: That's the name of that tune!


Guido.

 

[guido]

Hello Hoofer B,

Eddy Murphy IN 24 HRS? I am your worst nightmare a..... with a badge!

Guido.

 

[CGID]

That line is parodied a lot. But should you ever use it, be careful. I was approaching Minneapolis from a new direction, and mentioned to my sister I was unsure of how to get to our destination. We were at a gas station then and she suggested I buy a map, creating a perfect opportunity to use that line. So I did - "Maps?!! We don't need no stink'n maps!" I really laid it on. Buy their expressions, either her nor anyone else near us had heard that line before. It didn't go over very well.

 

[aFORDable]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

 

[Steve@Advance]

Second Hand Lions

"Son, you better pick that knife up, 'cause you're gonna need all the help you can get!"
One Sided Fight Scene

 

[Schoolman]

The force is strong on the weak minded- Star Wars.

 

[Mike(NEOhio)]

From "The Appaloosa", Marlon Brando.
"I don't know who you are mister, but you ever point a gun at me again you better use it.'

To a priest in confession:
"I killed a lot of men and took a lot of women. But the men I killed needed killin' and the women I took needed takin'"

 

[Fordfarmer]

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Well thats putting it mildly, 007. - James and Q in For Your Eyes Only
Thats a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve! James to Tiffany Case in Diamonds Are Forever.

 

[4520BW]

From Dazed and confused I came here to do 2 things..drink some beer and kick some azz and were about out of beer.
That's what I like about high school girls the older I get they stay the same age.

 

[Hoofer B]

Lampoons vacation. cousin Eddie " $hitters full " makes me laugh every time

 

[4520BW]

You need to wash your hand after the weekly cross burning.
Darn never lost a 400 dollar hand cart.

 

[SDMike]

?Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.?

Naked Gun 33 1/3.

 

[chas036]

Diamonds are Forever

Sean Connery (007) is in bed with Jill St John who has bright red hair, and Connery looks at her hair, and then looks down towards the bottom of the bed and says.... "My dear, you know it's not proper etiquette when the cuffs and collar don't match"

 

[n9lhm]

"Gimme a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper and make it snappy cause I'm in a g*****n hurry" -- Sheriff Buford T. Justice, Smokey and the Bandit

 

[Donald Lehman]

"Miss...............They are not strangers. And they stay as they lay!"

"You call yourself a patriot and a loyal subject of the crown?!!"..................."I don't call myself subject to much of anything".

"You be doin' what you want with your life and don't be telling us what to be doin' with ours".

"How is it that all of our scouts are up north fighting the French and you are heading west?" "I face north and turn left real sudden-like. Clear it up some? I ain't your scout and I sure as h@@l ain't in no da&&ed militia!"

Last of the Mohicans.

 

[Sprint 6]

How does the posi track rear end in a Plymouth work? I don't know, it just does! Joe Dirt

And since I own an auto repair shop, "Maybe when UNICEF gets in the auto repair business!" Joe Dirt

 

[jimg.allentown]

From True Lies Arnold says "you're fired" and "stay" .

From the Outlaw Josey Wales:

Josey says "every time I get to liking somebody, they are not around long"

Chief answers "seems like when you don't like somebody, they aren't around long, either"

 

[Olliejunkie]

My favorites are doc holidays quotes that have already been mentioned.

One I haven't seen yet "Right turn Clyde"

 

[dhermesc]

My favorite line from Blazing Saddles is usually cut:

Lady, you are sucking on my elbow.

 

[dhermesc]

The towns people are yelling for the doctor after Liberty Valance is shot.


The doctor yells "Whiskey!"


Takes a huge swallow, then kicks Valance in the shoulder

The doctor then proclaims "Dead!" and walks off.

 

[Mike in Mn.]

Stick with me kid,---you'll be fartin through silk! Old movie years ago, don't remember the name.

 

[tn terry t]

somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The he*% I won't! " 'McLintock!'

 

[Millwright]

Randy Quaid in Vegas vacation with the dam tour intro, any dam questions?, Ya got any damn bait?

 

[Steve@Advance]

Got to add one more...

From Worlds Fastest Indian.

Burt Munro's response to the track officials:

"Brakes? Now why would I need brakes? I didn't come here to stop now did I?"

 

[Paul Shuler]

Lonesome dove. My God Woodrow, it's been one hell of a party.

 

[Part Time Pete]

It's twoo, it's twoo

 

[Dean]

Love it!

Blazing Saddles.

Dean

 

[730 virgil]

john wayne in big Jake I'm going to shoot the next guy that says big Jake I thought you were dead.