O/T - funny and true

[Nancy Howell]

This was at the bottom of an email I received. Its so true.

"I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

 

[old]

Thats a very old saying and a good number os head shrinks have that on there walls and the prof. that teach that phyco babble
Hobby farm

 

[Mike (WA)]

Another of my old favorites- "At least we feel more now like we do than when we started."

 

[Anonymous-0]

What?

 

[RandyB(MI)]

AND I'M MY OWN GRANDPAW!!!!

 

[730 virgil]

mrs 730 is on scholarship committee for our lions club.
some of the things these kids came up with one went as far to say they deserved to get a scholarship( that one went to bottom of pile).
another had so much bs and gobbligook she read it to me 3 times i finally said what to heck does all that mean?
the chickiepoo that told all the whole world being homing queen was a service to school didn"t get far either.
1 kid said they were honored and thanked the committee for looking over his or her application.
that one was mrs 730"s top 3 choices.

 

[Anonymous-0]

did you have a tooth extracted.?

 

[Tradititonal Farmer]

You know you can't believe your lying eyes (LOL)