thesmoothedeere
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Karma it hits in strange ways. I was dating this girl she wasn't all but 110 pounds . Pretty nice gal but we didnt hit on all cylinders her being younger than me. Well anyway we were working at the same job and one night we were hanging out and it was late i asked if i could stay the night with her and i could drive her to work in the morning. I offered to sleep on the couch but she said i could sleep in her bed . I wasn't all that sleepy being in a different atmosphere and all but she fell right to sleep. Let me tell you and words can't describe the snoring sounds this tiny girl spewed out. It was literally amazing . Like a three hundred pound man with asthma ... Me being a light sleeper could do nothing but look at the ceiling and see that i wasn't going to get much sleep at all. After an hour or two i had finally slipped out of the bed and away from the beast to the hard floor where i found some of her dirty clothes for some sort of pillow and finally fell asleep. Next day at work , of coarse i had to tell some of my buddys of this mess. The fact she didnt warn me, and where i slept made this story even funnier for them. After that i just kinda stopped talking to the girl , we were not meant for each other lets just say. Fast forward a few months and i'm looking for a really good purebred labrador retreiver. Found her in michigan and paid dearly for her champion bloodlines. Got her home and fell in love of coarse. But every time she would sleep i'll be goshed darn if the little thing didnt snore . Called the breeder to question the health of her. She couldn't say much being in michigan and me in ohio. But you know what shes full grown now and snores to beat heII .... Sometimes so loud i have to wake her up... So i got stuck with a snore but i love her to death ...