Anonymous-0
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Had to visit my friend Tim the other day. These rules were posted on his door. He WAS such a nice guy, too!
Crazy Tim's 10 Rules For The "Home"
1) No drinking from the toilet.
2) You cannot use keys as jewelry.
3) Do not excite the bi-polars.
4) Do not threaten the basketball.
5) You cannot use mud as a condiment.
6) Suppositories are not to be taken orally.
7) No hard pretzels.
8) Mattresses cannot be used as methods of transportation.
9) Visitors cannot sign prescriptions.
10) Chewed furniture will not be replaced.
Crazy Tim's 10 Rules For The "Home"
1) No drinking from the toilet.
2) You cannot use keys as jewelry.
3) Do not excite the bi-polars.
4) Do not threaten the basketball.
5) You cannot use mud as a condiment.
6) Suppositories are not to be taken orally.
7) No hard pretzels.
8) Mattresses cannot be used as methods of transportation.
9) Visitors cannot sign prescriptions.
10) Chewed furniture will not be replaced.
