You might be a redneck if ....
The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
Your only seasoning is salt.
Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
and finally, Your secret family recipe is illegal.
The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
Your only seasoning is salt.
Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
and finally, Your secret family recipe is illegal.