OT: Farmall song

[Lanse]

Heard this today. Farmall guys said this has been out for a while. Still like it though, think its cool. I have got to be the only person in my school who will admit to likin' country. Its all rap and pop and crap.

Craig morgan:

I’m the son of a 3rd generation farmer
I’ve been married 10 years to the farmer’s daughter
I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver
Hoggin’ up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a luggin’ 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester

Three miles of cars layin’ on their horns
Fallin’ on deaf ears of corn
Lined up behind me like a big parade
Of late to work road raged jerks
Shoutin’ obscene words flippin’ me the bird

Well you may be on a state paved road
But that blacktop runs through my payload
Excuse me for tryin’ to do my job
But this year ain’t been no bumper crop
If you don’t like the way I’m a drivin’
Get back on the interstate
Otherwise sit tight and be nice
And quit yer honkin’ at me that way

Chorus:
Cause I’m a son of a 3rd generation farmer
I’ve been married 10 years to a farmer’s daughter
I got 2 boys in the county 4-H
I’m a lifetime sponsor of the F.F.A.
Hay! That’s what I make
I make a lotta hay for a little pay
But I’m proud to say
I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver
Hoggin’ up the road on my a p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a lugin’ 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester

Well I know you got your own deadlines
But cussin’ me ain’t savin’ no time hoss
This big-wheeled wide load ain’t goin’ any faster
So just smile and wave and tip your hat
To the man up on the tractor

Chorus:
Cause I’m a son of a 3rd generation farmer
I’ve been married 10 years to a farmer’s daughter
I got two boys in the county 4-H
I’m a lifetime sponsor of the F.F.A.
Hay! That’s what I make
I make a lot of hay for a little pay
But I’m proud to say
I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver
Hoggin’ up the road on my p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a lugin’ 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester

I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver
Hoggin’ up the road on my p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a lugin’ 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester

 

[Anonymous-0]

Sounds like he needs to upgrade to a JCB Fastrak.

 

[Lanse]

Dude came by on a nice M the other day, with one of those ear protector/radio things on, half a dozen cars, periodicially honking, dude screaming, etc. Guy was oblivious. I woulda slammed on the clutch and brakes....... Huh, I did what?? Tractors always slow down going up hills!!! Na, just kidding. Woulda turned the things up..... Neighbor said once he was riding on the hopper wagon of his grandpas goin to the mill, and some dudes in their truck kept honking and swearing. It was full of beans, no corn to throw. Soo, they just waved at the guy and later at the mill, they were talking to the other farmers, and the guys show up and start giving them a hard time. The mill boys showed up and started gathering around this dude and this grandpa, Who really wasnt paying attention. They two figured out they diddnt want a fight with this farmer, and got all red-faced and sweaty and took off....

 

[Joe Pro]

Sorry but this song is old news to me but i like it just wish it said "minneapolis moline" instead that red stuff