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ShepFL

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Marriage is a relationship . . .

When our lawn mower wouldn"t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first; the truck, the car, playing with my new tractor -- always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day after a day at work, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well
sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I"ll always have a limp :)

Moral to this story:

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
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This is a true story.
I work a rotating shift of two days on two days off than two nights. Our shifts are 12 hours. 6 to 6.
The other morning I came home from work and went right to bed. My wife knows not to wake me unless it is an emergancey.As it is very hard to go back to sleep once I'm awake during the day.After being in bed for only 3 hours I feel her rubbing my arm.Jently trying to wake me up. I opened my eyes and looked at her.She said "I have a question".I asked,"You woke me to aske a question?" As she is standing with a shotgun in her hands...Her question was.There is a snake in the tree,can I shoot it?.

It's a good thing I'm not guilty of anything.
 
Pretty funny....
Now I politely asked my wife to please park her Harley OUT OF MY TRACTOR'S WAY.

She procrastinated so long I found a new home for her new leather saddle bags.

Think I'll be sleeping alone tonight ?
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