OT - Humor

[Anonymous-0]

Three rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how
deep it is." The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen
and see how long it takes to hit bottom." The third hunter says, "There's this old automobile
transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the
brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush,
run up to the hole, and with no hesitation, jump in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure
out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere,
did you?"

The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago
and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped
headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission"

 

[Zion Ute]

Well, the hole got his goat.

 

[kev8n]

That's the truth, the hole truth, and nothing but the truth.

kevin

 

[Anonymous-0]

While I was visiting someone in the lower ALABAMA area a few years ago, I was called a "REDNECK". I didn't have the courage to ask someone in Alabama what that means. I just went along with it.

How do you define a "redneck"???

I'd appreciate it?

John,PA

 

[Anonymous-0]

Well, I always heard that it referred to someone who actually worked for a living out in the open, say a farm worker, they usually had sunburned necks hence redneck, a derisive term for a working man uttered by someone who doesn't, work that is.

 

[Delvaughn]

I seen a special on TV about the coal mine strikes in KY or VA not sure were. But the miners who were backing the strike wore red bandanas aroung there necks. So they were called rednecks. Also I was told that anyone who worked hard outside in the sun would be called a redneck due to the sun burn around the neck area.

 

[Zion Ute]

John: Here are some definitions, courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy...


You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took

Your huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You're a lite beer drinker 'cause you start drinkin beer when it gets light.

That billboard that says,
"SAY NO TO CRACK"
reminds you to pull up your jeans.

Jack Daniels makes your list
of "Most Admired People"

your other truck is made by John Deere

You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occassions

 

[MR in MN]

During a mining strike, the union workers wore red bandanas, the scabs blue bandanas, so you knew who's rear to kick. The papers were on the companies side, and coined the term "redneck" for the union workers.

 

[Anonymous-0]

While I was down there in April, the SUN was pretty hot on my neck. Actually a mild suntan was brougt back to PA.

Thanks again for the definitions.
I get a kick out of all of them.

John,PA

 

[oldtanker]

LOL you think you know rednecks....this really happened the day I bought my Owatonna swather at a JD dealership.....while my son and I were waiting to talk with the sales guy we were looking at a JD gun safe on the sales floor. An employee (keep in mind this was in west Mn.) walked up to us and said in a very deep south drawl.....I owe every gun I own to John Deer...(we are thinking we are going to get the virtues of a JD gun safe)....why when we had a house fire in La...( no not lower Alabama)Louisiana.....the fire department wouldn't let me in the house to get my guns cause there was no egress....so I took my JD tractor with a big ole loader and bashed a hole in the wall where my guns were and got them out.....then I busted a hole in the roof and lifted some of the fire fighters up to put water into the ceiling!.... He never said it but I was thinking that only then did he rescue grandma from the living room!

Again this really happened....I still give crap to several people around here who think they are rednecks over that....

Rick