OT-Joke

[Anonymous-0]

Heard a good one today, here is the revised and printable version: Plane is having mid-air problems, the load has to be lightened, and there aren't enough parachutes, only 2, and 3 need to leave to save the rest. Mr Barrak Husein external_link grabs one, says to the other 2, I am the smartest abundant politician in the world, I have to survive, jumps out and is gone with the wind. One of the others, an elderly minister says to the boy scout next to him, son, you take the last parachute, I have lived a long and wonderful life..., Boy scout cuts him off, says "Relax reverend, the smartest abundant politician in the world just jumped with my knapsack!"

 

[twopop]

NOW thats funny

 

[Mike (WA)]

Who says aluminum is the king of recycling? Heard the same joke 18 years ago, applied to Bill Clinton. Liked it then, still do.

 

[Anonymous-0]

Allah will save him.

 

[noncompos]

Husein?? I thought it was Hussein...and Allah...OMG, I gotta look under the bed!!!!
Well, it's your children John's talking about, and that's another joke...

 

[GeneMO]

I heard that also about 20 years ago. Just gets funnier with age!!!!


Gene

 

[kito169]

I heard it 40 years ago. It was Henry Kissinger though.