OT: this is a joke

[supergrumpy]

I’m doing what I can,” explained the doctor, “but I can’t make you any younger, you know.”

“The heck with that,” said the patient. “I’m not interested in getting younger, I just want to get older.”

 

[Anonymous-0]

I don't get it

 

[Anonymous-0]

not die

 

[RAB]

huh, you mean dur!!

Quite a good one really. There are always some that, if brains were dynamite, wouldn't be able to blow their hat off!

RAB

 

[rrlund]

Kind of like when people tell me I'm gettin old. I tell 'em it's better than the alternative.

 

[Mathias NY]

Thank you for the explantion.

 

[RAB]

If you want to know something really amazing, read on; I live in a town of over ten thousand people there isn't one hairdresser in the town that cuts hair any longer!

Regards, RAB

 

[Walt Davies]

That's funny at my age its appropriate I hope to remember it the next time I see my doctor.
Walt

 

[poogie]

how to you cut hair any longer? when the hair dresser takes off hair it just gets shorter not longer.

 

[RAB]

Precisely what I said. Except I turned it around a bit. You would be amazed at the number of people who fall for it.
RAB

 

[Anonymous-0]

Kind of like cutting the board twice and it's still too short. Dave

 

[IA Roy]

The hurrier I go the behinder I get