signs your cow's got MCD (joke)

[Anonymous-0]

Signs Your Cow Has Mad-Cow Disease

Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."
Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder. Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow’s body.
Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred. Your cow insists that evaporated milk comes from dehydrated cows.
She starts giving you Milk of Magnesia.
Your cow starts smoking its grass rather than eating it.
Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting "MOO" backwards.
Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding it Hershey bars. Your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you’ll wear something nnalert this time.
Your cow becomes a nnalert and asks to be called "LaCream Abdul Milkbar".
Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye"!
Your cow insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows.
Your cow tips other cows over and laughs.
Your cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose.

Have a good one fellas!

 

[Jeff-oh]

Snow bound eh? Thanks for the laughs.

 

[730 virgil]

i think jim is spending too much time with his cow

 

[Pooh Bear]

Your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you’ll wear something nn alert this time.

I don't get this one. nn alert??

Pooh Bear

 

[Aaron Ford]

This would be a sign that she is into sadism/masicism. You know, whips, chains, hancuffs, live chickens.

I don't really know personally, but there is this website that... ughh... someone told me about....

LOL

Not sure what the nn alert means, perhaps it is the potty filter.

Cabin fever, here I come!

Aaron