Today's funny

[jon f mn]

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[grandpa Love]

My wife and I got a good laugh out of that one. It sounds just like her brother! Tight wad, cheap butt!!

 

[kcm.MN]

I'd wanna know where she keeps getting all them dad-burned pennies! :shock:

 

[paul]

My kilt owning friend is getting that emailed to him.

Paul

 

[IanC]

AYE, if ye watch y're pennies the pounds 'll watch after themselves!

 

[Bob in SD]

Send him this one also:

A Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot go out to a pub and order 3 pints. They each find a fly floating on the top of their mugs.
The Brit says, "Bartender, I insist on a fresh beer, this one is ruined and unsanitary". The Irishman merely shrugs his shoulders and casually flicks the fly away with a finger before savoring his beverage. The Scot picks up the fly with his fingers and squeezes a bit while yelling "Spit it out, ya wee b*stard!"

 

[spacechem]

A Scottish boy said to his father, "Papa, you'll be proud of me. Today, instead of riding the bus, I ran behind it and saved the fare!" Father cuffed him over the head and said, "You idiot- you could have saved even more if you'd run behind a taxi!"