WANTED

[Anonymous-0]

Wanted!!
A good woman that can cook and clean.

Fix my tractor.

Bale and stack hay.

Clean stalls and spread manure.

Keep my beer cold

Make my coffee just right

Skin a deer

Fix my truck

Mow the lawn

Shovel snow

Do my laundry

Clean the house

Do the dishes

Feed the animals

Take out the trash

Wash my truck

and most of all "NEVER COMPLAIN"

If you should see this woman out there send her on over

 

[Ed S.]

When I was a child, no-one wanted me. Now, I'm wanted in seven states!

es

 

[Anonymous-0]

I married such a woman 4 years ago. Perfect in every way, except for intimacy. Anyway, I found out too late - after she cleaned out the bank account and house while I was gone - that she had been keeping a list of transgressions! When the list was full in her mind, she split. Be careful of a woman who never complains. Sign me - Single again.

 

[DennyF]

Good thing you ain't too fussy, but all things considered, prefer to skin my own deer. Ain't no way she's gettin' anywheres near my tractors!

I'll print that list and run it by the boss tonight when she gets home from work. Might be something in there that she'd like to take over?

 

[Anonymous-0]

LOL. Hey if she wants to tackle my Massey 1135 then she is more than welcome to it. I have worked on that thing this year more than I have actually used it.

My old 2N never broke down as much. I'm thinking of making this tractor work, look pretty and sending it down the road and going back to the old iron.

Being that my tractor already raided my bank account, I'm not to worried about a woman taking off with the few cents I have left..lol

 

[Starr-Point]

Sounds like you"re looking for hired help rather than a mate! Delicacy forbids me to mention at least two things I need a woman for, and you didn"t think important?!

You must be spending too much time at work!

 

[Anonymous-0]

LOL..I was trying my best to keep it "G" rated.

Working to hard I guess. I cut and baled 4 fields in the last three days and headed to do 8 more. I tried the hired help thing and manual work seems to scare off everyone.

I've been loading and unloading wagons myself. Usually after I get all the hay in the barn it's starting to get a little cooler out and that's when I stack the mess. I stacked hay until 2AM

I offered a couple highschool kids $10/ hr to help. Like the rest of them, they name showed up.

I can remember stacking hay when I was a kid for $2.50/ hr and was happy to have the money. Kids now..well I won't go there.

 

[souNdguy]

Heck.. if my wife would/could to all the other stuff, I'd take her.. and just get a g-friend on the side to take care of the 1-2 other things that didn't get mentioned.

( If I'm not on for a few days you will know my wife read this )

Soundguy

 

[Poot]

yeah, cause you'd be using yer laptop in the hospital!!

 

[souNdguy]

That's right.. and it may take quite a bit of physical therapy before I might be able to use my hands again.. or walk.. (wink)

Soundguy

 

[Leemo]

If you find that woman YOU"RE ALREADY DEAD and have gone to heaven. Ain't no such creature on Gods green earth !!

 

[dan hill]

Im gonna tell her...

 

[Bruce (VA)]

A guy I worked with has pretty much raised three boys all by himself; he has been divorced for about 15 years. I asked him once if he ever planned on getting married again. His response:

" If I ever think about getting married again, I'll just find a woman I can't stand & buy her a house. Saves a lot of time & trouble. Besides, a woman can't provide me with anything I can't otherwise get commercially."

Whew!
50 Tips

 

[TennesseeMan]

Sorry, I already married her. And I ain't parting with her.

 

[Britcheflee]

Heard this on comedy central last night.....my wife is a great housekeeper....she kept the house!!!!

 

[Ken(Ark)]

I know one woman like that , but shes looking for a girl friend also .

 

[jimNCal]

Sorry, I already married her. BUT, she's got a couple of sisters IF you got the mud to work her into shape!

jb

 

[souNdguy]

If you do that might make you an accy to murder ( after the fact ) ( wink )

Soundguy

 

[Marty 2n IL]

Sounds like my girlfriend. That is why I am not getting married. There is something in the wedding cake.