Ultradog MN
Well-known Member
- Location
- Twin Cities
I called out to West Side Tire to see if they had a pair of 14.9-30 tubes. They are about 20 miles west of Minneapolis.
I've traded with them for years.
The old guy there - I think he's the owner, answered and said yes they had them in stock. $45 and change plus tax each.
I said I'd be out there in a half hour.
Got there and the place is buisy. Four guys waiting, phones ringing, two sales guys swamped. It's always that way there.
The old guy asked what I wanted. I said I had called about the 14.9-30 tubes.
He had them on his desk.
Like a lot of places anymore they want your name, address and phone #. I dont't like giving it out.
I just said, 'Cash sale'.
He's kind of a crabby old guy but good natured in spite of that.
He said he needed a phone #.
I said, 'Nope' and pulled a C-note out of my wallet and offered it to him.
He starts complaining how it screws up his inventory yada, yada.
I have a big, deep voice so I said, a little louder, 'Mister, I've got a hundred dollar bill that says you will sell them to me on those terms.'
Everyone in the room lookd up and started watching us.
Then I said, 'And you can keep the change.'
He went off on another rant and said he didn't know why I had to be so Gol darned difficult.
But he took the C-note and gave me the tubes.
Then he said I was 1 in a 1000 for being difficult.
I said, 'I know'.
Then I said, a little louder, 'My real name is Dick - Head.'
Everyone in the room burst out laughing.
He got a twinkle in his eye and he said,
'Thanks for your business.'
And I walked out with the tubes.
I've traded with them for years.
The old guy there - I think he's the owner, answered and said yes they had them in stock. $45 and change plus tax each.
I said I'd be out there in a half hour.
Got there and the place is buisy. Four guys waiting, phones ringing, two sales guys swamped. It's always that way there.
The old guy asked what I wanted. I said I had called about the 14.9-30 tubes.
He had them on his desk.
Like a lot of places anymore they want your name, address and phone #. I dont't like giving it out.
I just said, 'Cash sale'.
He's kind of a crabby old guy but good natured in spite of that.
He said he needed a phone #.
I said, 'Nope' and pulled a C-note out of my wallet and offered it to him.
He starts complaining how it screws up his inventory yada, yada.
I have a big, deep voice so I said, a little louder, 'Mister, I've got a hundred dollar bill that says you will sell them to me on those terms.'
Everyone in the room lookd up and started watching us.
Then I said, 'And you can keep the change.'
He went off on another rant and said he didn't know why I had to be so Gol darned difficult.
But he took the C-note and gave me the tubes.
Then he said I was 1 in a 1000 for being difficult.
I said, 'I know'.
Then I said, a little louder, 'My real name is Dick - Head.'
Everyone in the room burst out laughing.
He got a twinkle in his eye and he said,
'Thanks for your business.'
And I walked out with the tubes.